LIE
LIE Deliberately written for casual readers “ Why should we listen to her?” you ask your friend James, eyebrows furrowed. He’s not listening, though. He’s playing Tiny Tower on his iPod touch. “What does she know? ” The answer to your first question is; because I’m loud. It’s very difficult not to hear me. The answer to your second question is; a lot of trivia about Friends. And biscuits. And which biscuits are best suited to which episodes of Friends. But in reality; you don’t have to listen to me, because honestly, I don’t know much. I’m not an expert or a specialist or a qualified adult, paid wholecraploads an hour to coach you into your best, most prolific self. I’m just a gal — a hungry one. Wearing too much eyeliner — sharing pieces of me with a few of you. Fortunately, I’m not writing what I know . I’m writing what I’ve felt . And it turns out that you should, too. J.K Rowling does not know what it’s like to murde...